Ultimate Price

One day, while walking through the Garden of Eden, Adam looked up to the Heavens and spoke to God. “Father, this place is great, but there is one thing missing,” he said. 

“What is that my son?” God asked. 

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“Well, it would be nice to have a mate: I’m awfully lonely down here and all the other animals have mates but me.
All I’m asking for is: a creature more beautiful than the Garden, one who likes making love like I do, never has a headache, will cook, clean and be at my beck and call morning, noon and night,” pleaded Adam.
 
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“Wow, that’s a tall order, though perhaps I have just such a creature in mind. But,” said the Lord, “it’s going to cost you big time.”  

“Oh yeah, how much?” said Adam 

“An arm and a leg,” replied God. 

Adam thought this over for quite some time and then asked: “Well, what can I get for a rib?”

You Work It Out!

To: The Social Security Commissioner

Dear Commissioner,

My name is Charles Wright and I live on First Street. I would like to present before you the following story:

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‘Many years ago, I married a widow out of love who had an 18-year-old daughter. After the wedding, my father came to visit a number of times, and suddenly he fell in love with my step-daughter. My father eventually married her without my authorization.As a result, my step-daughter legally became my step-mother and my father my son-in-law. My father’s wife (also my step-daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step-daughter’s wife. This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father.

All at once, my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father’s wife. Therefore, it appears that I am also my wife’s grandchild. A short time after these events, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father’s brother-in-law, the step-son of my father’s wife, and my uncle. My son is also my step-mother’s brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather.

In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following: Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father’s son-in-law, and my step-mother’s brother fulfil the requirements for receiving childcare benefits?

Sincerely yours,

Charles Wright

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