Profound Solutions

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard.
 
 
The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says: “Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.” The grandfather replies: “I’ll bet you five dollars you can’t. It’s too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole.”
 

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he puts the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hairspray, and runs into the house.
 

 

Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars. The little boy says: “Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars.”

The grandfather replies: “I know. That’s from your grandma.”

You Can Be Too Devoted!

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Lately, he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. 
 
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When he came to senses, he motioned for her to come near him. 
 
As she sat by him, he said: “You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?” 
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“What dear?” she asks gently. 

“I think you bring me bad luck.”

Jews and the Jewish State

I find it uncomfortable having to do a cartoon defending the Jewish State against those who would mess with our Law of Return.

It’s more fun drawing cartoons to “Fight Back” against those who are against us and our Jewish State.

So I’m now deep into collecting cartoons for a book called Dry Bones Cartoons Fight Back. I’ll keep you posted about progress

Dry Bones- Israel’s Political Comic Strip Since 1973

My Kind of Girl…

Since Valentine’s Day is for a Christian saint and we’re Jewish,” she asks,
“Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?                                

Thelma’s father thinks a bit then says “No, I don’t think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?”

“The whole  ISIS  group,” she says.z

“Why them?,” her father asks in shock.

“Well,” she says, “I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough
love to give them a valentine, they might start to think that maybe we’re not all 
bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.  And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines to them, they’d love everyone a lot.”

“And then they’d start going all over the place telling everyone how much they loved them and how they didn’t hate anyone anymore.”

Her father’s heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found pride.

“Thelma, that’s the most wonderful thing I’ve ever heard. “

“I know,” Thelma says, “and once that gets them out in the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of them.”