Remote Control Gardening

An old farmer writes to his son in prison;

Dear son, this year i wont be able to plant potatoes because i can’t dig the field by myself, i know if you were here, you would help me.

The son writes back; dad don’t even think of digging the field because thats where i buried the money i stole.

The police read the letter and the next day the whole field was dug by police looking for the money but nothing was found.

The following day the son wrote again….

Now plant your potatoes dad.. Its the best I could do from here…

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Please send me, as a comment to this page, any old material you have for inclusion in The Daily Joke Alert - to help enable us all to have our fancy tickled regularly! Never mind the state it's in as I tidy everything up prior to publication. Don't let good material go to waste - and so much does. In the interests of the environment we should always try to re-cycle everything, especially jokes. You know that makes sense! You may find some historical stuff here, but this does not really matter as humor is fairly timeless.

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