Stopping Jeremy Corbyn

Uri Geller will ‘use all my telepathic powers’ to stop Jeremy Corbyn becoming PMUri Geller is not a fan of Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn. So much so that he is willing to use all of his ‘telepathic powers’ to stop him from ever becoming Prime Minister.

The 72-year-old Israeli illusionist and friend of the late Michael Jackson made this bold claim before an audience in Jerusalem, Israel. According to The Jewish Chronicle Geller said he believes Corbyn to be anti-Semitic. “I have no problem in saying he is an anti-Semite. God forbid if he takes control. God forbid he takes control,” Geller said.

Speaking on a panel organised by American rabbi, Shmuley Boteach alongside controversial comedian Roseanne Barr he went on to say he would make sure Corbyn would never become PM.

“With all my telepathic powers I am not going to let that happen,” he declared. More

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