A Testing Time

A farmer ordered a hi-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. 

So, he inserted his ‘manhood’ into the equipment, turned on the switch, and everything else was automatic.

Soon, he found that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did.

When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn’t remove the instrument from his ‘member’.

He read the manual but didn’t find any useful information on how to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success.

Finally, he decided to call the supplier’s Customer Service hot line with his cell phone (thank God for cell phones!). 

“Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow’s udder?” 

“Don’t worry,” replied the customer service rep.

“The machine will release automatically once it’s collected two gallons. Have a nice day!”

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Please send me, as a comment to this page, any old material you have for inclusion in The Daily Joke Alert - to help enable us all to have our fancy tickled regularly! Never mind the state it's in as I tidy everything up prior to publication. Don't let good material go to waste - and so much does. In the interests of the environment we should always try to re-cycle everything, especially jokes. You know that makes sense! You may find some historical stuff here, but this does not really matter as humor is fairly timeless.

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