Germany: Nearly 20 patrol cars needed to subdue Muslim migrant screaming “Allahu akbar”

“Hamburg: Twenty Patrol Cars Move Out to Tame Allahu akbar Man,” translated from “Hamburg: Zwanzig Streifen rücken aus, um Allahu akbar Mann zu bändigen,” Freie Presse, January 6, 2019 (thanks to Searchlight Germany):

The police describe the incident in politically correct official German:

There was a major police operation on Steintorplatz on early Friday afternoon, when a man resisting police measures during his inspection asked numerous bystanders to support him. The man was introduced to a medical officer.

Police officers of the Police Commissariat 11 became aware of the man early Friday afternoon, because he screamed loudly and aggressively at Steintorplatz and gestured towards the sky. He is said to have articulated several utterances of religious background.

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