Chose A Mineral

A science teacher asked her students “Children, if you could own one mineral, what would it be? 

One boy said, “I would choose gold. It’s worth lots of money and I could buy a Corvette.” 

Another boy said, “I would want platinum because it’s worth more than gold and I could buy a Porsche.” 

The teacher said, “Johnny, What would you want? 

Johnny said, “I would want silicone.” 

“Why would you want silicone?” Asked the teacher 

“Well my mom got some, he replied, “and there’s always a Porsche or Corvette sitting in our driveway.”

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Please send me, as a comment to this page, any old material you have for inclusion in The Daily Joke Alert - to help enable us all to have our fancy tickled regularly! Never mind the state it's in as I tidy everything up prior to publication. Don't let good material go to waste - and so much does. In the interests of the environment we should always try to re-cycle everything, especially jokes. You know that makes sense! You may find some historical stuff here, but this does not really matter as humor is fairly timeless.

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