Bedside Confession

While a man was dying, his wife was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side.

She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face.

Her praying woke him from his slumber.

He looked up, and his pale lips began to move slightly.

“My darling,” he whispered.”Hush, my love,” she said.

“Rest, don’t talk.”

He was insistent.

“I have something that I must confess,” he said in a tired voice.

“There isn’t anything to confess,” replied his weeping wife. “Everything’s ok. Go to sleep.”

The man blurted out: “No, no, I must die in peace. I…I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!”

“I know,” whispered his wife, “that’s why I poisoned you.”

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Please send me, as a comment to this page, any old material you have for inclusion in The Daily Joke Alert - to help enable us all to have our fancy tickled regularly! Never mind the state it's in as I tidy everything up prior to publication. Don't let good material go to waste - and so much does. In the interests of the environment we should always try to re-cycle everything, especially jokes. You know that makes sense! You may find some historical stuff here, but this does not really matter as humor is fairly timeless.

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