Down to Earth

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.

Things in the bedroom hadn’t been good for a while, so they were going at it over that.

“You aren’t so good in bed either!” he shouted and stormed off to work.

He began his working day, and didn’t hear a peep from his wife.

By mid-morning, he decided to make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone.

“What took you so long to answer?”

“I was in bed.”

“What were you doing in bed this late?”

“I was getting a second opinion.”

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About OyiaBrown

Please send me, as a comment to this page, any old material you have for inclusion in The Daily Joke Alert - to help enable us all to have our fancy tickled regularly! Never mind the state it's in as I tidy everything up prior to publication. Don't let good material go to waste - and so much does. In the interests of the environment we should always try to re-cycle everything, especially jokes. You know that makes sense! You may find some historical stuff here, but this does not really matter as humor is fairly timeless.

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