Floor 1 – These Men Have jobs
She was intrigued, but continued to the second-floor, where the sign read:
Floor 2 – These Men Have Jobs and Love Kids
“That’s nice”, she thought. “But I want more.”
Floor 3 – These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and Are Extremely Good Looking
“Wow!” she exclaimed. But felt the urge to keep ascending.
Floor 4 – These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids, Are Drop-Dead Good Looking and Help with Housework
“Oh, mercy me!” she burst out. “I can hardly stand it!”
Floor 5 – These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids, Are Drop-Dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak
She was so tempted to stay, but she went to the sixth-floor, where the sign read:
Floor 6 – You Are Visitor 31,456,012 to This Floor. There Are No Men on This Floor. This Floor Exists Solely as Proof That Women Are Impossible to Please.