Where To Put Yourself

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well the boy is ecstatic but he has never been with a woman before so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and making love. At the register the pharmacist asks the boy how many contraceptives he’d like to buy a 3-pack10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy it being his first time and all.
That night the boy shows up at the girl’s parent’s house and meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh I’m so excited for you to meet my parents come on in!” The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated.

The boy quickly offers to say a prayer and bows his head. A minute passes and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down. 10 minutes pass and still no movement from the boy. Finally after 20 minutes with his head down the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious!”

The boy turns and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a pharmacist…”

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Please send me, as a comment to this page, any old material you have for inclusion in The Daily Joke Alert - to help enable us all to have our fancy tickled regularly! Never mind the state it's in as I tidy everything up prior to publication. Don't let good material go to waste - and so much does. In the interests of the environment we should always try to re-cycle everything, especially jokes. You know that makes sense! You may find some historical stuff here, but this does not really matter as humor is fairly timeless.

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