|Long ago there was a man who had a 25 inch penis. After consulting many people and finding no solution to his big problem he decided to consult with a local witch.
Once with the witch he said, ”I need your help. My penis is so big it’s hard for me to find women who can accommodate me. Can you help me?”
The witch said”Go to the forest in the middle of it you’ll find a frog, ask it to marry you. It is a cursed frog and every time it says no the curse will cause your penis to shrink 5 inches which in your case is actually a blessing!”
The frog said”No.”
He asked the frog again”Will you marry me?”
And again the frog said”No.”
And it shrunk another five inches.
No no and NO!”