Left Wing Brothel

An accountant was at a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the madame, “Is this a union house?” 

“No, I’m sorry, it isn’t.”  

“Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?”  

“The house gets $80 and the girls get $20.”  

Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable shop.   

His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the madame said, “Why yes, this is a union house.” 

“And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?”  

“The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.”  

“That’s more like it!” the man said. He looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive redhead. “I’d like her for the night.”  

I’m sure you would, sir,” said the madame, gesturing to a fat fifty-year-old woman in the corner, but Ethel here has seniority.”

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