Turning the Tables

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class, some 30-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Northmont high school. 

“Yes. Yes, I did. I’m a thunderbolt,” he said gleaming with pride. 

“When did you graduate?” I asked. 

He answered, “in 1975. Why do you ask?” 

“You were in my class!”, I exclaimed. 

He looked at me closely, then, the ugly, old, bald, wrinkle-faced, fat, gray-haired, decrepit specimen asked, “What did you teach?”

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About OyiaBrown

Please send me, as a comment to this page, any old material you have for inclusion in The Daily Joke Alert - to help enable us all to have our fancy tickled regularly! Never mind the state it's in as I tidy everything up prior to publication. Don't let good material go to waste - and so much does. In the interests of the environment we should always try to re-cycle everything, especially jokes. You know that makes sense! You may find some historical stuff here, but this does not really matter as humor is fairly timeless.

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