Stutter Treatment Options

“D D D D Doctor, you’ve g g g g got to Help m m m me, I’ll dddo anyth th th th thing.”

The doctor gives him a thorough physical examination, and sure enough discovers the problem….

“Your genitals are massive, and it’s causing a great strain on your vocal chords, which is creating the stutter. I can, if you’d like, shorten your penis and relieve the great tension on your larynx. The effects will be instantaneous, and we can operate today.”

“D D D D Do it!”

So they prep for surgery and very quickly the operation is performed. It’s complete success, and the man leaves for home delighted to be cured. But that night his wife finds out what he did. She is very unhappy and urges him to reverse the surgery.

The next day, the man returns to the doctor’s surgery.

“Hello doctor, and thanks for seeing me again. I’m completely cured and most of all I’m very grateful, but unfortunately my wife is not, I want to reverse the surgery.”

The doctor replies: “N N N N N N No Refunds!”

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