The Time To Laugh

We all become a little concerned as we begin to approach the half-way point in our lives. The truth is that it’s a reality everyone must experience so we might as well look at it with a good sense of humor!

    Mid-life is when you go to the doctor and you realize you are now so old you have to pay someone to look at you naked.  

    The good news about mid-life is that the glass is still half-full – of course the bad news is that it won’t be long before your teeth are floating in it…  

    Mid-life women no longer have upper arms they have wingspans… They are no longer women in sleeveless shirts they are flying squirrels in drag.  

    Mid-life has hit you when you stand naked in front of a mirror and can see your rear end without turning around.

    Mid-life brings the wisdom that life throws you curves… And that you’re now sitting on your biggest ones.  

    Mid-life is when you want to grab every firm young lovely in a tube top and scream: “Listen honey even the Roman Empire fell and those things will too!”   

    Mid-life is when you start to repeat yourself and your chins follow suit.  

    You become more reflective in mid-life. You start pondering the “big” questions – What is life? Why am I here? How much Healthy Choice ice cream can I eat before it’s no longer a healthy choice?

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About OyiaBrown

Please send me, as a comment to this page, any old material you have for inclusion in The Daily Joke Alert - to help enable us all to have our fancy tickled regularly! Never mind the state it's in as I tidy everything up prior to publication. Don't let good material go to waste - and so much does. In the interests of the environment we should always try to re-cycle everything, especially jokes. You know that makes sense! You may find some historical stuff here, but this does not really matter as humor is fairly timeless.

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