The Time To Laugh

We all become a little concerned as we begin to approach the half-way point in our lives. The truth is that it’s a reality everyone must experience so we might as well look at it with a good sense of humor!

    Mid-life is when you go to the doctor and you realize you are now so old you have to pay someone to look at you naked.  

    The good news about mid-life is that the glass is still half-full – of course the bad news is that it won’t be long before your teeth are floating in it…  

    Mid-life women no longer have upper arms they have wingspans… They are no longer women in sleeveless shirts they are flying squirrels in drag.  

    Mid-life has hit you when you stand naked in front of a mirror and can see your rear end without turning around.

    Mid-life brings the wisdom that life throws you curves… And that you’re now sitting on your biggest ones.  

    Mid-life is when you want to grab every firm young lovely in a tube top and scream: “Listen honey even the Roman Empire fell and those things will too!”   

    Mid-life is when you start to repeat yourself and your chins follow suit.  

    You become more reflective in mid-life. You start pondering the “big” questions – What is life? Why am I here? How much Healthy Choice ice cream can I eat before it’s no longer a healthy choice?

Palestinians: New Twist on an Old Lie

Denial of Jewish history in Jerusalem and the existence of the Jewish Temple has always been a central component of the Palestinian narrative and ideology.

Palestinians, like members of all societies, disagree on many things. Nevertheless, when it comes to the historical connection between Jews and Jerusalem, Palestinians manage to unite in lies: Palestinian political leaders, academics and religious leaders have long promoted the false narrative that Jerusalem was, and remains, an Arab and Islamic city.

We are currently witnessing a new twist on this old lie.

It seems that some Palestinians are now trying to deceive the world into believing that they do, indeed, recognize the Jewish people’s historic connection to Jerusalem.

The problem is that Palestinian officials tell their people one thing in Arabic and the rest of the world another thing in English.

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“Everyone Was Afraid to Be Branded as a Racist”

Mona Walter, age 45, is a Swedish activist from Mogadishu, Somalia. In the early 1990s, she fled as a refugee to Sweden. There, she abandoned Islam and converted to Christianity. The act resulted in criticism and death threats. The mainstream media consider her a person working for religious freedom. Other organizations accuse her of fueling anti-Islamic movements.

Mona Walter. (Image source: AlfaTV video screenshot)

Natalia Osten-Sacken: I have heard your statements stigmatizing Islam as an intolerant and hateful culture. If it is so, why did you not notice it in Somalia?

Mona Walter: In my country, we had our own African culture. People did not deal with religion so much. There was no Sharia, we had our own secular law. We came here as young, secular people. It is worth mentioning, that we belonged to the Sufi Sunni faction.

When I came from Somalia to Sweden, I experienced a huge clash of cultures, because Islam here is more extreme and fanatical than in my country. What is very important – we were Islamized after 1991, here in Sweden. In these closed areas, immigrant ghettos are deprived of democracy.

Islamized? By whom?

By imams. Some came from Somalia, but there are others who do the same in their own immigrant communities. They traveled to Saudi Arabia, they studied there and after they return, they became the heads of these areas. They control everything, and above all, women.

They preach Sharia in mosques and tell everyone that they must believe in this system and Islamic values. If you do not do it, if you try to integrate into the Western society, in their eyes you become an infidel.

They force women to cover their bodies. If you do not, you are regarded as a whore. When I first arrived in Sweden in 1994, we were forbidden to wear our African clothes, traditional Somali dresses. They forced it on us. They said that we were not real Muslims, that we were an infidel country because we had secular law.

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Venezuela, Alligators and Cable Cars

In this Tuesday episode of Lumen Student News, we take a look at the questions surrounding the Venezuelan presidential election; the possibility of traveling in cable cars; an eight-year-old alligator handler; prisoners with an opioid solution; and a Marine who raised thousands of dollars for a WWII veteran.

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