The Husband Returns

A man and a woman were fast asleep in bed. Suddenly, at 4 O’clock in the morning, A resounding noise came from outside.  

The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man “Oh No!, that must be my husband!”  

The man quickly got out of bed, panicked and naked. He jumped out the window like a crazy man, smashed on the ground, picked himself up and went straight through a thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run as fast as he could to his car…  

A few minutes later the door opens and the man is standing at it, panting hard, with dirt and scratches all over him. He yells: “I am your husband, you mad cow!” 

And the woman answered: “Oh, yeah? And why were you running, you bastard?!?” 

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Please send me, as a comment to this page, any old material you have for inclusion in The Daily Joke Alert - to help enable us all to have our fancy tickled regularly! Never mind the state it's in as I tidy everything up prior to publication. Don't let good material go to waste - and so much does. In the interests of the environment we should always try to re-cycle everything, especially jokes. You know that makes sense! You may find some historical stuff here, but this does not really matter as humor is fairly timeless.

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