Double Booking

An old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from his couch, then starts putting on his coat. 

His wife, observing her husband’s odd behavior, asks, “Where are you going?” 

He replies, “I’m going to the doctor.” 

She says, “Why, are you sick?” 

He says, “Nope, I’m going to get some Viagra.” 

Immediately the wife starts positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins putting her coat on.

He asks, “Where the hell are you going?” 

She answers, “I’m going to the doctor, too.” 

He says, “Why, what do you need?” 

She says, “If you’re going to start using that rusty old thing, I’m getting a tetanus shot.”

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Please send me, as a comment to this page, any old material you have for inclusion in The Daily Joke Alert - to help enable us all to have our fancy tickled regularly! Never mind the state it's in as I tidy everything up prior to publication. Don't let good material go to waste - and so much does. In the interests of the environment we should always try to re-cycle everything, especially jokes. You know that makes sense! You may find some historical stuff here, but this does not really matter as humor is fairly timeless.

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