A little old lady who had lost her marbles was running up and down the halls in a nursing home.
As she ran she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say, “Supersex.”
She ran up to an elderly man in a wheelchair flipping her gown at him she said, “Supersex.”
He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, “I’ll take the soup.”
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car – both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to a major crossroad. The stoplight was red but they just drove through it.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself: “I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light.” After a few more minutesthey came to another major junction and the light was red again.
Again they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous.
At the next junction sure enough the light was red and they went on through. So she turned to the other woman and said,”Mildred did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!”
Mildred turned to her and said: “Oh! Do you mean I’m driving?”