Before and After

Husband: At last! I can hardly wait!

Wife: Do you want me to leave?

Husband: No! Don’t even think that.
 
Wife: Do you love me?
 
Husband: Of course! Always have and always will!
 
Wife: Have you ever cheated on me?
 
Husband: No! Why are you even asking?
 
Wife: Will you kiss me?
 
Husband: Every chance I get!
 
Wife: Will you hit me?
 
Husband: Hell no! Are you crazy?!
 
Wife: Can I trust you?
 
Husband: Yes.
 
Wife: Oh my Darling!
This was BEFORE the wedding.
To see what happens AFTER the wedding, read from end (bottom) to start (top) …
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Please send me, as a comment to this page, any old material you have for inclusion in The Daily Joke Alert - to help enable us all to have our fancy tickled regularly! Never mind the state it's in as I tidy everything up prior to publication. Don't let good material go to waste - and so much does. In the interests of the environment we should always try to re-cycle everything, especially jokes. You know that makes sense! You may find some historical stuff here, but this does not really matter as humor is fairly timeless.

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