The Ways of the World

A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong and it breaks down. Luckily, she happens to be near a farmhouse. 

She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, she says to him, “It’s Sunday night and my car broke down! I don’t know what to do! Can I stay here for the night until tomorrow when I can get some help?”

“Well,” drawls the farmer, “you can stay here, but I don’t want you messing with my sons Jed and Luke.”

She looks through the screen door and sees two men standing behind the farmer. She judges them to be in the early twenties.

“Okay,” she says. After they have gone to bed for the night the woman begins to get a little horny just thinking about the two boys in the room next to her.

So she quietly goes into their room and says, “Boys, how would you like for me to teach you the ways of the world?” They say, “Huh?”

She says, “The only thing is, I don’t want to get pregnant, so you have to wear these rubbers.”

She puts them on the boys, and the three of them go at it all night long.

Forty years later, Jed and Luke are sitting on the front porch, rocking back and forth. Jed says, “You remember that blonde woman that came by here about forty years ago and showed us the ways of the world?”

“Yeah”, says Luke, “I remember.”

“Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?”

“Nope,” says Luke, “I reckon not.”

“Let’s take these things off!”

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Please send me, as a comment to this page, any old material you have for inclusion in The Daily Joke Alert - to help enable us all to have our fancy tickled regularly! Never mind the state it's in as I tidy everything up prior to publication. Don't let good material go to waste - and so much does. In the interests of the environment we should always try to re-cycle everything, especially jokes. You know that makes sense! You may find some historical stuff here, but this does not really matter as humor is fairly timeless.

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