But – With Some Passion!

Morris comes home to find his wife, Sadie, crying.

“I found out from the neighbors that you’ve been having an affair with that cheap secretary in your office! Why would you do that to me? Haven’t I always been a good wife? I’ve cooked for you, raised your children, and I’ve always been by your side for thirty-five years. What haven’t I done to make you happy?”

 
Embarrassed, Morris confesses, “It’s true, Sadie, you’ve been the best wife a man could hope for. You make me happy in all ways but one. You don’t moan when we make love!”
 
Sadie questions: “If I moaned when we had sex, you’d stop running around?! All right, come to the bedroom so I can show you that I, too, can moan!”
 
So they retire to the bedroom, get undressed, and climb beneath the sheets. As they begin to kiss, Sadie asks, “Now, Morris, should I moan now?”
old couple in bed joke

“No, not yet.”
 
Morris begins fondling Sadie. “What about now, Morris? Should I moan now?”
 
“No, I’ll tell you when!”
 
He climbs on top of Sadie and begins to have intercourse.
 
“Is it time for me to moan, Morris?”
 
“Wait, I’ll tell you when.”
 
Moments later, in the heat of passion,  Morris yells “Now, Sadie, moan! MOAN!”
 
“OY! OY!” Moans Sadie.  “You wouldn’t BELIEVE what a day I’ve had!”
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