Forward Planning

A Husband and Wife were sitting quietly on the sofa reading when the wife looked over at him and asked the following question…

Wife: “What would you do if I died? would you get married again?” 

Husband: “Definitely not!” 

Wife: “Why not? don’t you like being married?” 

Husband: “Of course I do.”  

old couple, remarry, joke

Wife: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?” 

Husband: “Okay, okay, I’d get married again.” 

Wife: “You would?” (with a hurt look) 

Husband: (makes audible groan)  

Wife: “Would you live in our house?” 

Husband: “Sure, it’s a great house.” 

Wife: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?” 

old couple, remarry, joke

Husband: “Where else would we sleep?” 

Wife: “Would you let her drive my car?” 

Husband: “Probably, it is almost new.” 

Wife: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?” 

Husband: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.” 

Wife: “Would you give her my jewelry?” 

Husband: “No, I’m sure she’d want her own.” 

old couple, remarry, joke

Wife: “Would you take her golfing with you?” 

Husband: “Yes, those are always good times.” 

Wife: “Would she use my clubs?” 

Husband: “No, she’s left-handed.” 

Long silence…..

Husband: “Damn.”

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Please send me, as a comment to this page, any old material you have for inclusion in The Daily Joke Alert - to help enable us all to have our fancy tickled regularly! Never mind the state it's in as I tidy everything up prior to publication. Don't let good material go to waste - and so much does. In the interests of the environment we should always try to re-cycle everything, especially jokes. You know that makes sense! You may find some historical stuff here, but this does not really matter as humor is fairly timeless.

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