Blondie (3)

A blind guy sits down at a bar and shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blond joke?”

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6’2, weighs 225 pounds and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6’5″ pushing 300 and he’s a wrestler. Each one of US is blond. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”

Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.

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About OyiaBrown

Please send me, as a comment to this page, any old material you have for inclusion in The Daily Joke Alert - to help enable us all to have our fancy tickled regularly! Never mind the state it's in as I tidy everything up prior to publication. Don't let good material go to waste - and so much does. In the interests of the environment we should always try to re-cycle everything, especially jokes. You know that makes sense! You may find some historical stuff here, but this does not really matter as humor is fairly timeless.

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