Blondie (1)

Most blond jokes are about women, but who said men can’t be blond too? Here are 3 killer jokes I found that put the shoe on the other foot, proving that it’s not about gender, or about being blond, it’s just about making funny jokes! 
 
There was an Irishman, a Mexican, and a blond guy who worked construction together. They were working on top of a building one day, and it was lunch time. The Irish man opens his lunch pail and he sees he has cabbage and beef, and he says, “If I get one more beef and cabbage for lunch I’m gonna jump off of this building!”
 

Then the Mexican opens his lunch pail and he gets a burrito, he says, ‘if I get one more burrito for lunch I’m gonna jump off this building!’ 

The blond man opens his lunch pail and gets a bologna sandwich. He says, ‘if I get one more bologna sandwich I’m gonna jump off of this building!’

The next day the Irish man opens his lunch pail and finds cabbage and beef so he jumps off the building to his death.

Then the Mexican opens hid lunch pail and finds a burrito so he jumps off the building to his death.

Then the blond guy opens his lunch pail and finds a bologna sandwich, so he jumps off to his death as well.

The next day at their funeral the Irish man’s wife said, “If I only knew he was sick of cabbage and beef I would have packed him something else.” Then the Mexican’s wife then said, ”If I only knew he didn’t like burritos, I would have packed something else.”

Finally, the blond man’s wife said, I don’t know what his problem was! He packed his own lunch!

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Please send me, as a comment to this page, any old material you have for inclusion in The Daily Joke Alert - to help enable us all to have our fancy tickled regularly! Never mind the state it's in as I tidy everything up prior to publication. Don't let good material go to waste - and so much does. In the interests of the environment we should always try to re-cycle everything, especially jokes. You know that makes sense! You may find some historical stuff here, but this does not really matter as humor is fairly timeless.

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