Cry Baby

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. 

‘May I see the new baby?’ I asked.

‘Not yet,’ she said. ‘I’ll make coffee and we can talk for a while first.’ 

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, ‘May I see the new baby now?’   

‘No, not yet,’ she said.

After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, ‘May I see the baby now?’ 

‘No, not yet,’ replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, ‘Well, when can I see the baby?’

 
joke old mother

‘WHEN HE CRIES!’ she told me. 

‘When he Cries??’ I demanded. ‘Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?’ 

BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, OK?!

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