Total Wrinkle Miracle

Donald and Melania Trump were ready to launch a fantastic new business that would make them millions of dollars. Unfortunately for them, Madonna swooped in and revealed their massive secret for FREE!

Donald Trump is absolutely furious.

This exceptional solution to wrinkle-free skin was discovered after years of pain-staking tests and research at the Trump’s expense.

In an innocent slip of the tongue, Madonna let everyone in on the secret that she has known for quite some time.

When asked about about how her skin looks so youthful recently, Madonna told us that she uses a special product that’s “one fifth of the price, and five times as effective as what you buy in the shops”. People would pay a high price to get rid of their wrinkles without having to take on the risks of surgery, but Madonna let it slip for free.

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