One Person Are Missing

Editors’ note: To those of you who have enquired, the author is a real man living in the Middle East who sent us these pieces because he is unable to share them with anyone where he lives. At first we tried to tidy up the English, but that seemed to knock much of the soul out of his work. So we made the editorial choice to present his work basically as he sent it; what you are seeing is the result of that choice. It is the way he sees the world from his point of view, unobstructed by editors. Perhaps think of it more as a different kind of article, more as folk art but in words. It is not meant to offend anyone or any religion. It always seemed, living among people from different nations, as if wrongnesses in English were often “righter” than rightnesses. The painter Paul Gauguin reportedly said: “If you see a tree as blue, then make it blue.” We apologize to anyone who may not like these postings. “Those who understand, understand.”

Few days back one evening am sitting outside from My House. Suddenly am listen the crying voices of my Mother. So am run inside and see My Father on the floor. His eyes are shut, he not listen or Talk. Am touch the Body of my Father but it are cold. On the insist of my Mother, am go on the House where a Man have Job as a Hospital Worker and talk to him Please call some doctor to check for my Father. So he call the Doctor and say that a person are here in Serious Condition near on my House and if you can come for check, our hearts will be thanks full for you.

Where are the address, Doctor ask.

Near on my House, the Man are tell him, where the House Line becomes end and Temporary Houses built with few persons living in them.

He pay me for checkup? Doctor ask.

How much he need? am ask him.

The Man ask to Doctor, Then he say to me, Doctors ask How much you pay?

Small amount, am tell him, not a lot.

He repete to Doctor, Little not a lot, not your full amount.

Then Doctor say something, then Man say something, then Doctor say something, then he off the call.

Are Doctor are coming or not? am ask him.

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