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Three women and three men are traveling by train to a conference.

 At the station, the three men each buy tickets and watch as the three women buy only a single ticket. ”How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asks one of the guys. ”Watch and you’ll see,” answers a woman.
 
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All of them board the train. The men take their respective seats but all three women cram into a restroom and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, “Ticket, please.” The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
The conductor takes it and moves on.
 
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The men saw this and agreed it was a clever idea. So after the conference, the men decide to copy the women on the return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the women don’t buy a ticket at all.
 
”How are you going to travel without a ticket?” says one of the perplexed men. ”Watch and you’ll see,” is the answer.
 
When they board the train the three men cram into a restroom and the three women cram into another one nearby. The train departs.
Shortly afterwards, one of the women leaves her restroom and walks over to the restroom where the men are hiding. She knocks on the door and says in a low voice,
Ticket, please.

Palestinians: Bad News for Israel-Haters

By all accounts, Sheikh Abdullah Tamimi, who hails from an influential clan in Hebron, is an extraordinarily courageous and unique Palestinian. His bravery lies not in rescuing a child from a burning house, and his singularity lies not in donating his salary to an orphanage.

Tamimi’s courage and exceptionality showed up in a different sphere: he recently spoke at a seminar organized by Jewish residents of the settlement of Efrat, in Gush Etzion (south of Jerusalem). The seminar was held under the title, “Relations between Jews and Arabs in Gush Etzion.” The event was attended by another courageous Palestinian, Khaled Abu Awwad, General Manager of the Israeli-Palestinian Bereaved Families Forum, a grassroots organization that promotes reconciliation as an alternative to hatred and revenge.

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Rampant Roiling Anti-Semitic Hatred Rising

Beyond the Cusp

First and foremost, anti-Semitism rarely happens in a vacuum, it is almost always accompanied by another plague, the coarsening of the public to the needs of the less fortunate such as the handicapped, mentally challenged, reality challenged and hardened hearts against the unwanted unborn, a misnomer if ever there was one as almost every baby would be treasured if only allowed to be adopted instead of aborted. That is an issue for another time but first this must be stated. Adopting a baby in the United States has reached a point where Federal, State, Local and Federally mandated State requirements weed out the majority of families simply because they lack sufficient funds and do not know the right people and were unaware that today one need hire a lawyer for anywhere, depending on the aims of which child one wish adopt, of as high as a quarter of a million…

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There Goes Turkish Secularism

At least a thousand Muslims worshipped in the mosque of Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan’s presidential palace in Ankara on August 6. They performed a ceremony known as dhikr (“remembrance” in Arabic).

This event was heavily criticized by the country’s many secularists on the social media.

According to a video of the event, the Islamic cleric Ali Yetkin Sekerci, also known as “Galibi Sheikh Ali Yetkin Sekerci,” had the dhikr filmed. Sekerci often leads dhikr rituals in mosques.

Erdogan said in a speech in Ankara, in January 2015, that the presidential palace (or complex) would be re-named the “Presidential Kulliye” and would contain a mosque, convention center and a national library.

“Kulliye” refers to an Ottoman architectural concept of buildings that surround a mosque and are managed by the mosque.

While the Turkish-language website of the Turkish Presidency refers to the presidential palace as “the Kulliye”, the English website refers to it as “the Complex.”

The Millet Mosque, opened in Erdogan’s kulliye in July 2015, is a huge mosque can hold as many as 3,000 people. During the opening ceremony, Erdogan said: “Wherever there is a dome, a minaret today, we know it is the homeland of Muslims.”

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Morning Briefing – The Telegraph

Good morning.

Theresa May and George Osborne may not be cabinet colleagues any longer after Britain voted for Brexit, but they were re-united last night by the Spectator as he had to give her an award for being politician of the year. The Prime Minister gently mocked the man famed for his “hard hat tours” by donning a hat of her own and a hi-visibility jacket as she accepted the award from him. “Oh come on we’re all builders now,” she quipped. She also mocked Boris Johnson after he compared his experience after the referendum to that of the Alasatian dog Lord Heseltine was said to have strangled: “Boris, the dog was put down… when its master decided it wasn’t needed any more”. She may have been especially keen to chide him after the risky joke he made earlier about the Government’s Brexit strategy, quipping that “we will make a titanic success of it”. “It sank!” attendees shouted back at him. It’s tempting to remember Alan Patridge on this, who pointed out that “people forget that on the Titanic’s maiden voyage there were over 1000 miles of uneventful, very pleasurable cruising before it hit the iceberg”.

Many issues remain that could be their own icebergs for Captain May on her journey to Brexit. Ireland’s prime minister Enda Kenny has warned Europe that it is in danger of “losing the plot” if it obsesses over punishing Britain in the upcoming Brexit negotiations. Germany is one such country who has made clear it will not give Britain an easy ride, although economic advisors to Angela Merkel’s government have called for her to intervene to prevent Brexit from going ahead. “An exit of the United Kingdom from the EU would not only mean an economic loss, but above all a bigger political loss,” the Council of Economic Experts warned.

The Prime Minister also has to ensure her own civil servants remain on board, as the head of the civil service Sir Jeremy Heywood has signalled that his colleagues’ warnings about the impact of Brexit during the referendum were “factually correct and objective”. At the same time, legal attempts to stop Brexit continue to roll on, as the High Court is expected to make a judgement today on whether Mrs May has the power to trigger Article 50 without MPs having a vote. This decision is likely to go to the Supreme Court no matter what the result turns out to be. “The Government has a duty to engage the country and Parliament in a process which will determine the future of our economy and place in the world for decades,” writes Ed Miliband in today’s Telegraph.

Boris Johnson may well  have had these obstacles in mind when he jokingly compared the Brexit strategy to the Titanic, but one thing is for sure: Mrs May will be determined to make a titanic success of Brexit in an entirely different way.