The Worst Age Of All

Three older gentlemen sat down at the park for a conversation.
“There’s no worse age than 60,” says the youngest, “I always feel like I have to pee, and most of the time you try and try and nothing comes out!”
“That’s nothing,” said a 70 year old, “70 is a much worse age. You can’t even do your business anymore. You take laxatives then sit on the toilet for hours waiting for something to come out!”
 
old man
“Actually,” said the oldest one, “80 is the worst age of all!”
 
“Do you have trouble peeing too?” asked the 60 year old.
“Not really. I pee every morning like clockwork at 6:00am.”
“Do you have trouble crapping?” asked the 70 year old.
“Not at all, I do my business every day promptly at 6:30am.”
The 60 year old looked at him funny. “Let me get this straight, you pee at 6am and you crap at 6:30am? So what’s the problem?”
“I don’t get up until 7:00!”
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Please send me, as a comment to this page, any old material you have for inclusion in The Daily Joke Alert - to help enable us all to have our fancy tickled regularly! Never mind the state it's in as I tidy everything up prior to publication. Don't let good material go to waste - and so much does. In the interests of the environment we should always try to re-cycle everything, especially jokes. You know that makes sense! You may find some historical stuff here, but this does not really matter as humor is fairly timeless.

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