The Joke’s On You, Guys!

Men often make jokes about women. Some of them are even funny. So I’m sure they won’t mind a little fun at their expense!
Q: Why do men become smarter during  sex?  
A: because they are plugged into a genius  
Q: Why don’t women blink during  sex?  
A:  they don’t have enough time  
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? 
A:  they  don’t stop to ask directions  
Q: Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?  
A:  because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock.   woman laughing
You’re laughing, aren’t you?!  
Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A:  so  they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties  
Q: Why did God make men before women?  
A:  you  need a rough draft before you make a final copy  
Q: How many men does it take to put a toilet seat  down?  
A:  don’t know. It never happened  

Q: Why did god put men on earth?  

A:  because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.