Men often make jokes about women. Some of them are even funny. So I’m sure they won’t mind a little fun at their expense!
Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?
A: because they are plugged into a genius
Q: Why don’t women blink during sex?
A: they don’t have enough time
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: they don’t stop to ask directions
Q: Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?
A: because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock.
You’re laughing, aren’t you?!
Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A: so they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties
Q: Why did God make men before women?
A: you need a rough draft before you make a final copy
Q: How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down?
A: don’t know. It never happened
Q: Why did god put men on earth?
A: because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.