Watch Where You’re Pointing That Thing…

A .45 calibre round makes a pretty big hole; I can just imagine how the conversation went:“Hey honey…

Check out my new .45, it has great balance and really great trigger pull”
Nice squeeze………….. Bang!!!!!!………….

Oh Shit………….
“Honey………….. I need another Beer

Oh Shit that that hurts…………

99997 99998 99999
“Just off to Wal-Mart for some new shoes…

And a book called…
“Handguns for Dickheads!”

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Please send me, as a comment to this page, any old material you have for inclusion in The Daily Joke Alert - to help enable us all to have our fancy tickled regularly! Never mind the state it's in as I tidy everything up prior to publication. Don't let good material go to waste - and so much does. In the interests of the environment we should always try to re-cycle everything, especially jokes. You know that makes sense! You may find some historical stuff here, but this does not really matter as humor is fairly timeless.

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