Unfair Competition

A couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside on a fine Sunday afternoon, and watches the auctioning off of bulls for stud.
 
The man selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off: “A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year.” 
 
bull
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments: “See! That was 5 times a month!” 
 
The second bull is to be sold: “Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year.” 
Again the wife bugs her husband: “Hey, that’s some 10 times a 
month. What do YOU say to that?!” 
 
Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison… The third bull is up for sale: “And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!” 
 
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells: “That’s once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!” 
 
The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back: “Sure,  but why don’t you ask the announcer if they were all with the same cow!!!”
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