Unfair Competition

A couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside on a fine Sunday afternoon, and watches the auctioning off of bulls for stud.
The man selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off: “A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year.” 
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments: “See! That was 5 times a month!” 
The second bull is to be sold: “Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year.” 
Again the wife bugs her husband: “Hey, that’s some 10 times a 
month. What do YOU say to that?!” 
Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison… The third bull is up for sale: “And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!” 
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells: “That’s once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!” 
The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back: “Sure,  but why don’t you ask the announcer if they were all with the same cow!!!”

Paris attacks: ‘I will not give you the gift of hating you’

Antoine Leiris lost his wife Helene in the Bataclan theatre in Paris.His Facebook tribute to his wife and challenge to her killers has since been shared thousands of times.Mr Leiris read out the letter to BBC News in Paris.


Turkey: Wrong Partner to Fight Terror

Racism is bad, no doubt. But it cannot be the reason why jihadists kill “infidels,” including fellow Muslims in Muslim lands. Sadly, the free world feels compelled to partner with the wrong country in its fight against Islamic terror.

The host of this year’s G-20 summit, which came right after the Nov. 13 Paris attacks, was Turkey’s President Recep Tayyip Erdogan. In his usual Sunni supremacist language, he accused the victims of jihad rather than the jihadists. “New tragedies will be inevitable,” he said, “if the rising racism in Europe and other countries is not stopped. Racism, coupled with enmity against Islam, is the greatest disaster, the greatest threat.”

Yet Erdogan willingly ignores the rising racism, xenophobia, and anti-western, jihadist sentiments that increasingly command the hearts and minds of his fellow Turks. A quick look at a few sports games and fan behavior in recent weeks would reveal much about the Turkish mind and heart.


President Rivlin, the Post Zionist

Beyond the Cusp

Israeli President Reuven Rivlin has had a very interesting and denigrating visit in the United States which began with a meeting with United States President Barack Obama as we covered in our article Once Again the Discussion is How to Satiate Mahmoud Abbas where the two Presidents discussed their mutual concern of the consequences should Mahmoud Abbas and the governing Palestinian Authority (PA) fail due to one of any number of reasons, many of which were caused by Abbas and his supporting band of kleptocrats. The President of the United States was sounding out on his guest what very well will soon be an enacted plan which will more likely blame Israel generally and Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu for not salvaging any remnant of hope for continuing the ill-fated peace process. The aim and results of the secretive meeting between the Presidents, one, the Israeli, in a nonpolitical role and…

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Watch Where You’re Pointing That Thing…

A .45 calibre round makes a pretty big hole; I can just imagine how the conversation went:“Hey honey…

Check out my new .45, it has great balance and really great trigger pull”
Nice squeeze………….. Bang!!!!!!………….

Oh Shit………….
“Honey………….. I need another Beer

Oh Shit that that hurts…………

99997 99998 99999
“Just off to Wal-Mart for some new shoes…

And a book called…
“Handguns for Dickheads!”


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I have no idea if the story is true or was invented for the benefit of sad, unloved kids everywhere but here it is.

A little boy came home from school one day, and his mother told him she’d received a letter from his school’s principal. She read the letter aloud for the boy, and this is what it said,

“Ma’am, your son is absolutely brilliant. We have no resources at this school to teach somebody who is obviously a genius. We believe you should take him out of school and educate him in a way that will suit his talent.”

The boy grew up to become Thomas Edison, the great inventor who created the light bulb, the phonograph, the motion picture camera, and a plethora of other great inventions. After his mother died, Edison was going through her papers and found that old letter from the principal. This is…

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