Ode To The Immigrants

1I cross ocean, poor and broke.
Take bus, and see employment folk.

2Nice man treat me good in there.
Say need to see welfare.

3Welfare say, ‘You come no more, we send cash right to your door.’

4Welfare cheques – they make you wealthy! NHS – it keep you healthy!

5By and by, get plenty money.
Thanks to you, you British dummy!

6Write to friends in motherland.
Tell them ‘come fast as you can.’

7They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
And buy big house with welfare bucks!

818They come here; we live together,
More welfare cheques, it getting better!

23 22 21Fourteen families, moving in,
but neighbour’s patience wearing thin.
Then, British guy moves well away.
So buy his house, then I say:

1021 22  24
‘Find more brothers for house to rent.’
And in the yard I put a tent.21 22Everything is very good,
and soon we own the neighbourhood.

16We have hobby, it’s called breeding. Welfare pay for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist? Wives need pills? We get free! We got no bills!

British crazy! They work all year, to keep the welfare running here.

We think UK is darn good place. Too darn good for British race!

If they no like us, they can scram. Lots of room in Afghanistan!

PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY BRITISH TAXPAYER YOU KNOW

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Please send me, as a comment to this page, any old material you have for inclusion in The Daily Joke Alert - to help enable us all to have our fancy tickled regularly! Never mind the state it's in as I tidy everything up prior to publication. Don't let good material go to waste - and so much does. In the interests of the environment we should always try to re-cycle everything, especially jokes. You know that makes sense! You may find some historical stuff here, but this does not really matter as humor is fairly timeless.

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