The IRS Agent

 At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, “I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there’s too little left to be of any use?”

”Good question,” noted the CFO. “We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages.”
“Oh,” replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
“What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what’s left over after setting a cast on a patient?”
“Ah, yes,” replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question . “We save it and send it back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of plaster.” 
“I see,” replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO. “Well,” he went on, “What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?”
“Here, too, we do not waste,” answered the CFO. “What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they send us a complete d**k.”

How the Arab Israel Conflict Will Eventually End

Beyond the Cusp

Before we start, it is necessary to once again lament the security given to Joseph’s Tomb by the Arab Authorities as once again we find that it was permitted to be desecrated and burned completely down destroying the multiple-thousands of shekels of holy books and other items which adorn the tomb dressing it with the dignity it deserves only for it to face destruction and desecration without even a whimper of complaint by a world devoid of feelings nor capable of compassion for this holy site of Judaism and Christianity. This holy site and the entirety of the holy sites in Judea and Samaria must be returned to their proper caretakers and the only people who would keep such shrines from becoming the blazing inferno pictured below which was Josephs Tomb a night or two ago.

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Abbas Calls for Murder, Palestinians Attack

The Palestinian Authority (PA) and its leaders, including President Mahmoud Abbas, cannot evade responsibility for the latest wave of terror attacks against Israelis in Jerusalem and the West Bank.

True, in the end it turned out that Hamas was behind the murder of Eitam and Naama Henkin in front of their four children, but there is no ignoring the fact that the anti-Israel incitement of Abbas and other Palestinian leaders in Ramallah paved the way for the terrorists to carry out this and other attacks.

The incitement, which has been around for many years, intensified after the arson attack that killed three members of the Dawabsha family in the West Bank village of Duma in July.

Since then, Abbas and his senior officials have been waging an unprecedented campaign of incitement against Israel in general and Jewish settlers in particular, although the perpetrators of the Duma attack still have not been identified or caught. Palestinian Authority leaders have since accused the Israeli government of committing “war crimes,” and have told their people that the arson attack was actually part of an Israeli conspiracy against all Palestinians.


Lapid takes BBC to task for ‘justifying’ terror

The leader of Israel’s Yesh Atid party, Yair Lapid, scolded the BBC and other UK media outlets for what he described as their attempts to “justify” Arab stabbing and other terrorist attacks against Israeli Jews.

Appearing on BBC’s HARDtalk Wednesday, Lapid said that the current wave of Palestinian terrorism felt “more religious” than previous ones.

“This is about Islam and Jews, this is not a national dispute or conflict,” Lapid said.

“These are Islamic assassins who want to kill Jews because they are Jews,” he added to presenter Stephen Sackur.

The opposition MK further noted how most attackers were inspired by a toxic mixture of extremist religious preachers in mosque and violent incitement on social media.

When Sackur objected to his explanation, Lapid noted that even “the stabbers” and inciters themselves were phrasing it as a religious war of annihilation against “the Jews,” and accused Sackur of providing a “justification” for such attacks.


Morning Briefing – The Telegraph

Good morning.

Mark Carney’s speech on the European Union last night was meant, he warned us beforehand, to be a “bit of a yawner”. He stressed that he was not giving a “comprehensive assessment of the pros and cons of the United Kingdom ‘being in Europe”, but both sides will find plenty to pore over, especially as his speech came with 100 pages of Bank of England analysis.

Pro-EU campaigners will seize on his assessment that being in the political bloc boosted Britain’s flexible jobs market and “dynamism”, and that it had been a “leading beneficiary” in many ways of the “Four Freedoms” of the movement of goods, services, people and capital across borders, as first set out in the Treaty of Rome. The Outers, meanwhile, will point to when he said it was “essential” closer eurozone integration did not ride roughshod over UK policymakers’ ability to preserve financial stability. “The “openness” that he praises includes the free movement of EU citizens, something that may well have economic benefits but also has clear social costs, costs that are beyond the Governor’s remit to consider,” we say. “Our final decision on membership will be about more than economics.”

Carney did his best to stay above the fray, like when he intervened in last year’s Scottish independence referendum by delivering a “technocratic” assessment of the case for independence. The Bank of England governor’s overall tone on the EU went down well with David Cameron, who hailed it on Twitter as an “important” speech that showed “where reform is needed”.

The Prime Minister won’t be so keen to celebrate the latest remarks on the EU from Boris Johnson, who has noted how little Japan cares about Britain’s EU membership. “They are smart enough to know that Britain will remain, whatever happens, in a European free-trade zone,” he wrote in the Spectator. The idea of Britain thrashing out a free-trade deal is Eurosceptic catnip, but received short shrift from David Cameron earlier this week. One thing is for sure: Mark Carney would struggle to call the upcoming EU debate a “yawner”.

“The UK has successfully harnessed the benefits of openness afforded by its EU membership” –

Go Hunting For Witches
The Metropolitan Police’s decision to question Leon Brittan over an historic rape allegation was “unlawful” and amounted to a “baseless witch hunt”, the senior detective in charge of the investigation has told MPs.

Jury Of Our Peers
Peers have been accused of “holding the government to ransom” after blocking plans to scrap subsidies for onshore wind farms and threatening to vote down cuts to tax credits.

Carry On England
MPs are set to debate the Government’s proposals to introduce English votes for English laws, which ministers say will “strengthen the Union”.

I Think Xi Knows
Chinese President Xi Jinping has admitted that there is “room for improvement” in China’s human rights record. He told a press conference: “China attaches create importance to human rights. We have found a path suited to China’s conditions.”

Joe’s A No Go
Joe Biden, the US Vice President, ended months of speculation by announcing he will not seek the top job in 2016, removing a major obstacle to Hillary Clinton reaching the White House.

May Twists The Knife
Theresa May, the Home Secretary, is to accuse Britain’s top police officer of making untrue claims over the causes of rising knife crime, insisting it is “simply not true” that incidents involving knives have increased due to changes to stop and search powers.

Six Ways To Sunday
Sunday trading hours restrictions do not work, David Cameron said yesterday, as he backed changes to the rules despite opposition from dozens of his own MPs.

Plane Crazy
Allister Heath is growing tired of the “55-year old farce” that is debating airport expansion in southern England. “The opportunity cost of doing nothing is becoming catastrophically high,” he warns in today’s paper.

The Big Ben Theory
A 10-and-a-half ton bell affectionately known as Little John has been put forward as a potential replacement for the world-renowned chimes of Big Ben. This comes as the taxpayer faces a bill of up to £40 million to keep its famous “bongs” sounding.

Is the Western Wall Part of Al-Aqsa Mosque?


The Western Wall is a part of the al-Aqsa Mosque


In the latest propaganda campaign at the United Nations, the Palestinians, backed by six Arab states, succeeded in erasing the historical connection between Jews and their holy sites by convincing the United Nations Educational, Scientific, and Cultural Organization (UNESCO) to list the Cave of the Patriarchs in Hebron and Rachel’s Tomb in Bethlehem as Muslim sites. The resolution – which passed 26-6 with 25 abstentions – also condemned Israel for archaeological excavations in the Old City of Jerusalem.

The Arabs also wanted to designate the Western Wall as part of the Al-Aqsa Mosque, but they were forced to back down after a storm of international protest and the opposition of UNESCO’s Director-General. The final draft also softened some of the anti-Israel rhetoric and omitted a reference to Jerusalem as the “occupied capital of Palestine.” 678