Alter Your Course

Nutsrok

This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval
Operations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS

#1: “Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.”
#2: “Recommend that you change YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.”

#1: “This is the captain of a U.S. navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.”
#2: “No, I say again divert YOUR course.”

#1: “This is the aircraft carrier Enterprise, we are a large warship of the U.S. navy. Divert your course NOW!”
#2: “This is a lighthouse. Your call?”

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Please send me, as a comment to this page, any old material you have for inclusion in The Daily Joke Alert - to help enable us all to have our fancy tickled regularly! Never mind the state it's in as I tidy everything up prior to publication. Don't let good material go to waste - and so much does. In the interests of the environment we should always try to re-cycle everything, especially jokes. You know that makes sense! You may find some historical stuff here, but this does not really matter as humor is fairly timeless.

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