Who said Nursing Homes were boring?

Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were alone in the lounge of their nursing home one evening.

The old Lady looked over and said to the old man, “I know just what you’re wanting. For £5 I’ll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair.”

The old man looked surprised but didn’t say a word.

The old lady continued,”For £10 I’ll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for £20 I’ll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you’ve ever had in your life.”

The old man still says nothing but after a couple of minutes, starts digging down in his wallet. He pulls out a wrinkled £20 bill and holds it up.

“So you want the nice romantic evening in my room,” says the old lady.

“Get serious,” he replies. “Four times in the rocking chair!”

Iran Deal Delivers Donations for Disaster in Death

Beyond the Cusp

The one-hundred-fifty-billion dollars of unfrozen funds which will near instantly over-fill the coffers beyond their capacity and even beyond Iran’s wildest imaginations. Oil and pistachio sales will assist in keeping those coffers healthy with a steady influx of monies. Proof of the extents to which this sudden wealth has provided Iran becomes obvious with the sales of arms made viable to Iran even before the ink dried on the papers. The set of sales, when taken at their entirety, reveals that Iran has just purchased the equivalence of an entire Air Force minus pilots. This set of deals comes replete with one-hundred tanker aerial refueling aircraft, one-hundred-fifty sophisticated air-combat jet fighters with Israeli avionics and finally the two-hundred-fifty highly-advanced heavy-fighter-bombers already set for delivery to Iran by Russia and China. Yemen, Iraq, Syria and Iran herself will suffer from the results of this deal. All the predictions of gloom and…

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Where All Trails Lead

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waking from dreams,
to a vista of existence

each day  an adventure
a  mystery unfolding
grasping to accept
learning to forget

mysteries unfold with the sunrise

the capacity to move on

today we live,

we explore
we strive

for peace
we strive

for stress free
we strive

for happiness

mysteries unfold with the sunrise

the capacity to move on

tomorrows dreams

full of hope
blindly facing
blindly believing

blindly accepting

what fate awaits

mysteries unfold with the sunrise

the capacity to move on

mysteries unfold with the sunrise
opening graves

leaving an impact

behind

for the future

©Kimberly Wilhelmina Floria  5/31/15

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Neve Shalom, for 40 Years the Tiny Israeli Village Where Jews and Arabs Live Together on Purpose

My boss was a thick-bearded Arab-Israeli, the only man I ever met in the Middle East named Voltaire. Voltaire and I were in the early stages of building a huge playground for a school. I was a volunteer construction worker in Neve Shalom or, in Arabic, Wahat al-Salam—“Oasis of Peace,” alluding to Isaiah—a small village between Tel Aviv and Jerusalem. For nearly 40 years, the village has been an intentional community where Muslims, Christians, and Jews have decided to live together to endorse coexistence.

This was 2006, when the Muslim world was gripped by anger over cartoons of the Prophet Muhammad first published in the Danish press the year before. News footage showed Palestinians burning Denmark’s flag and using it as a doormat. We never talked much while working. But the furor over the cartoons was bothering me. A few months out of college, I had applied to volunteer in the village because I believed in its idealistic mission. Now here I was having not very idealistic thoughts.

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Netanyahu: Iran deal will bring war, ‘nightmare’ atomic arms race

The world powers’ nuclear deal with Iran will lead to war and a “nightmare” regional nuclear arms race, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu warned in an online address to American and Canadian Jews on Tuesday evening.

Netanyahu, who has been seeking to sway US lawmakers to thwart the agreement, accused the deal’s supporters in the Obama administration of spreading “disinformation about the deal and about Israel’s position” in its bid to rally support.

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UK: David Cameron Declares War on Islamic Extremism

But you don’t have to support violence to subscribe to certain intolerant ideas which create a climate in which extremists can flourish. Ideas which are hostile to basic liberal values such as democracy, freedom and sexual equality. Ideas which actively promote discrimination, sectarianism and segregation….” – UK Prime Minister David Cameron.

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