So You Taught Your Dog to Roll Over

Don’t try this at home!

And you think you’ve seen everything.

Wait until you see this!

Well, if you did teach your pet to roll over, shake hands or play dead, don’t go spraining your shoulder patting yourself on the back.


Look what this guy did . . .


Another year has passed
And we’re all a little older.
Last summer felt hotter
And winter seems much colder.

There was a time not long ago
When life was quite a blast.
Now I fully understand
About ‘Living in the Past’

We used to go to weddings,
Football games and lunches..
Now we go to funeral homes
And after-funeral brunches.

We used to have hangovers,
From parties that were gay.
Now we suffer body aches
And wile the night away.

We used to go out dining,
And couldn’t get our fill.
Now we ask for doggie bags,
Come home and take a pill.

We used to often travel
To places near and far.
Now we get sore asses
From riding in the car.

We used to go to nightclubs
And drink a little booze.
Now we stay home at night
And watch the evening news.

That, my friend is how life is,
And now my tale is told.
So, enjoy each day and live it up…
Before you’re too damned old!

Britain’s Irreconcilable Policy on Islam

The real question is why, when it comes to the most extreme, anti-Western nation-destroyer of them all — a country committed to the annihilation of a UN member state — Her Majesty’s government would not only permit it to have any nuclear project, but would trust the word of a regime with stated genocidal intent when it says that it is not pursuing genocidal weaponry?


If The IAEA Inspected Restaurants We’d All Get Food Poisoning!

PA Pundits - International

20090506_mcfee_2009By Dr. Robin McFee ~

“…We are protected in this city from a bad tuna fish. We’re not protected from a bomb.”

Jackie Mason

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The iconic comedian, octogenarian, and ordained rabbi, Jackie Mason, (pictured) was dead bang correct in his commentary, which has been highly posted over the last few days.

I’ve got it! We need a comedian and celebrity chef to form foreign policy and save the world from Iran’s nukes!

During an interview Mason pointed out that in New York City the restaurant inspectors can show up any time, any day, unannounced, and without asking for permission, to check sanitation practices, unlike the inspection “deal” team Obama/Kerry  spent over a year fretting, sweating, and begging Iran to sign off on. In that ‘deal’ – if yielding everything the other side wants without gaining much in return can be called a deal –…

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Is the Choice Between the “Deal” or War, Period?

Beyond the Cusp

The working agreement between the P5+1, and primarily President Obama, with the Iranians will in this discussion be referred to as the “Deal” for simplicity’s sake. This Deal has been panned by conservatives and anti-terror specialists as being dangerous and potentially deadly accords. It has been predicted that Iran will easily become a major economic power the equivalent of Saudi Arabia with the infusion of one-hundred-fifty-billion dollars and its resurgence into the oil market even at todays lowered prices, a situation caused by Saudi Arabia pumping oil at near peak levels intending to damage the economies of the Iranians and hurting Russia as well in the interim. The pain caused the Iranians will be offset by the cash infusion. The one thing we can be thankful for the warning but feel accursed by the aimed for results was the announcement after the signing of the Deal by Iranian Supreme Leader…

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Joke of the day:

Little Karl's Blog

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third!

The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER’S ASS SHOWS. The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: PREACHER’S ASS OUT IN FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES…

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U.S. State Dept. Bars Christians from Testifying about Persecution

“This is an administration which never seems to find a good enough excuse to help Christians, but always finds an excuse to apologize for terrorists … I hope that as it gets attention that Secretary Kerry will reverse it. If he doesn’t, Congress has to investigate, and the person who made this decision ought to be fired” — Newt Gingrich, former Speaker, U.S. House of Representatives.

“The U.S. insists that Muslims are the primary victims of Boko Haram… The question remains — why is the U.S. downplaying or denying the attacks against Christians?” — Emmanuel Ogebe, Nigerian human rights lawyer, Washington D.C.