I went to see a Muslim tribute band last night at a Mosque in West Sydney.
They were called “Bomb Jovi”.
I thought they were brilliant. Songs like “Losing My Head Over You”, “Rocket Launcher Man”, “You’re Six You’re Beautiful and You’re Mine”
Their last song, “Living on a Prayer Mat”, almost brought the house down.
Then this Muslim bloke started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on DVD.
I was interested so I asked him, “Can you burn me a copy?”
Well, that was when the trouble started . . . these p****s had no sense of humour!