It was the summer of 2001. Bill Clinton had left the Oval Office which allowed him more time to chase skirts and wife Hillary was ensconced in the U. S. Senate. On a beach in Florida, the barefoot former president hit a hard object in the sand with his foot. He reached down to unearth what appeared to be a lamp of the shape and style which Aladdin discovered to summon his genie.
Clinton thought a moment, “Could this be an authentic genie’s lamp – and would it work?” So he rubbed the lamp and sure as shooting a stream of smoke emerged which turned into a real live genie. Clinton was thrilled at his good fortune and for a fleeting moment the thought of 72 virgins flew through his mind.
The genie introduced himself as the “Real Moustaffah” and said, “Mr. President, as you have released me from the…
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