Tooth Of The Day

Very sad thought really – but that must cross the minds of lots of people. Very profound, dear xx

allaboutlemon-All Around, In, And Out Of My Own Universe

Retirement

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The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

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A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job. ~Ella Harris

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Retired is being twice tired, I’ve thought
First tired of working,
Then tired of not.
~Richard Armour

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I’ve been attending lots of seminars in my retirement. They’re called naps. ~Merri Brownworth

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Retirement: It’s nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese. ~Gene Perret

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I’m retired — goodbye tension, hello pension! ~Author Unknown

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Retirement: World’s longest coffee break. ~Author Unknown

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Retirement has been a discovery of beauty for me.
I never had the time before to notice the beauty of my grandkids, my wife,
the tree outside my very own front door. And, the beauty of time itself. ~Hartman Jule

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Life begins at retirement. ~Author…

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Please send me, as a comment to this page, any old material you have for inclusion in The Daily Joke Alert - to help enable us all to have our fancy tickled regularly! Never mind the state it's in as I tidy everything up prior to publication. Don't let good material go to waste - and so much does. In the interests of the environment we should always try to re-cycle everything, especially jokes. You know that makes sense! You may find some historical stuff here, but this does not really matter as humor is fairly timeless.

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