Tooth Of The Day

Girls, please forget all about any kind of diet as you look soooooo good as you are. You never needed a diet in the past, you don’t need one now and, I’m sure, you’ll never need one in the future! Trust me on this xxx

allaboutlemon-All Around, In, And Out Of My Own Universe

Diet

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want,
drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.

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Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments.

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I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.

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“Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!”
Karl Lagerfeld

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“Food is an important part of a balanced diet.”
Fran Lebowitz

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“It is easier to change a man’s religion than to change his diet.”
Margaret Mead

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“You don’t have to be emaciated or vomiting to be suffering.
All people who live their lives on a diet are suffering.”
Portia de Rossi, Unbearable Lightness: A Story of Loss and Gain

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“No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any…

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