Tooth Of The Day

Girls, please forget all about any kind of diet as you look soooooo good as you are. You never needed a diet in the past, you don’t need one now and, I’m sure, you’ll never need one in the future! Trust me on this xxx

allaboutlemon-All Around, In, And Out Of My Own Universe




The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want,
drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.


Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments.


I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.


“Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!”
Karl Lagerfeld


“Food is an important part of a balanced diet.”
Fran Lebowitz

“It is easier to change a man’s religion than to change his diet.”
Margaret Mead


“You don’t have to be emaciated or vomiting to be suffering.
All people who live their lives on a diet are suffering.”
Portia de Rossi, Unbearable Lightness: A Story of Loss and Gain


“No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any…

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