A Taxing Question

This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return.

The HMRC has returned the Tax Return to a man in Evesham,  Worcestershire, after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.

In response to the question, ‘Do you have anyone dependent on you?’ the man wrote:-

2.1 million illegal immigrants,

1.1 million crackheads,

4.4 million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers,

90,000 criminals in over 85 prisons,

Plus 649 self serving, lying posers in our Parliament and the entire
European Commission.

The HMRC stated that the information he gave was unacceptable.

The man’s response back to HMRC was, “Sorry, but whom did I miss?”

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