Tell The Truth!

99999Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.”

She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ……..very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal’s office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.

I told her, “Colonel Sanders.” Guess where I am now …

Will Germany Abolish Itself and France Commit Suicide?

Sarrazin wrote that Islamic immigrants threaten Germany’s freedom and prosperity because they are unwilling to integrate and rely overwhelmingly on welfare benefits. The book hit a nerve with the German public. It sold over two million copies and became one of the most widely read books ever published in Germany.

Ziemmour’s book argues that France is being destroyed by immigrants who refuse to assimilate; by political correctness that stifles all debate and by supranational organizations such as the EU, which are undermining the French nation state and the French economy. Its sales are breaking all records.

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OPINION: The peculiar world in which Kiruna Stamell becomes a heroine

The Slog.

Eastenders soap porg Kiruna Stamell sued the Post Office because the chip and pin machines are too high for her to reach. Much as the thought of privatised troughers having their backsides caned is a thrilling thought, Stamell bullied the company into settling out of Court…and they’re now fitting flexible wires in all branches.

When she originally complained instore, staff tried to make steps from cardboard boxes, which she says caused her embarrassment. I find that an incredibly self-absorbed response to an act of kindness.

It has taken poor Kiruna all 22 years of her entire adult life to discover she had dwarfism, and thus couldn’t reach things on the counters: but perhaps things have been a bit sparse in her profession of late, so she decided now was the right time to shame the Post Office for its woeful inability to recognise her entitlement. I’m offering odds of 3-1…

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Don’t yell at terrorist suspects, soldiers told

British soldiers have “lost their capability” to interrogate terrorist insurgents because of strict new rules on questioning that even ban shouting in captives’ ears, military chiefs have warned.

The rules — detailed in court papers obtained by The Telegraph — also prevent military intelligence officers from banging their fists on tables or walls, or using “insulting words” when interrogating a suspect.

The regulations replaced a previous policy that had to be withdrawn after a series of legal challenges and the death in custody of Baha Mousa, an Iraqi detainee in Basra.

But there is growing disquiet within the ranks that the latest guidelines, officially called Challenge Direct, are so stringent that it makes interrogation pointless.

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Have A Laugh: Naked Fat Man Is in the Christmas Spirit

He’s just demonstrating how the turkey should look!

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Click to enlarge, although why you would want to enlarge this pic is beyond me. Click to enlarge, although why you would want to enlarge this pic is beyond me.

Who takes these kinds of pictures? And why would someone allow their picture to be taken this way? Just asking.

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