She had tried every technique in the book, but still they stammered and stuttered.
Finally, totally exasperated, she said; “If any of you can tell me where you were born, without stuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex with you until your muscles ache and your eyes water.”
The Welshman immediately piped up; “C-c-c-c-c-c-c-ardiff”, he said.
“That’s no use, Trevor” said the speech therapist, “Who’s next?”
The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out; “G-g-g-g-g-g-gl-lasgow”.
“That’s no better Hamish”.
The Irishman took a deep breath, counted to 5 and eventually blurted out; ” LONDON “.
Brilliant, Paddy! said the speech therapist and immediately set about
living up to her promise.
After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple paused for breath
and Paddy said ….