Islamic Dancing Rules

99999A Muslim couple, preparing for their wedding, meet the Mullah for counseling. He asks if they have any last questions before they leave.

The man asks, “We realise it’s a tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women.

But, at our wedding reception, we’d like your permission to dance together.”

“Absolutely not,” says the Mullah. “It’s immoral. Men and women always dance separately.”

“So, after the ceremony, I can’t even dance with my own wife?” says the man.

“No,” answered the Mullah, “It’s forbidden in Islam.”

“Well, okay,” says the man, “What about sex? Can we finally have sex?”

“Of course,” replies the Mullah, “Sex is OK within marriage, to have children.”

“What about different positions?” asks the man.

“No problem,” says the Mullah.

“Woman on top?”

“Sure,” says the Mullah. “Go for it.”

“Doggy style?”

“Sure.”

“On the kitchen table?” “Yes, yes.”

“Can we do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey and a porn video?”

“You may indeed.”

“Can we do it standing up?”

“Absolutely not.” says the Mullah.”

“Why not?” asks the man.

“It could lead to dancing.”

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