UN probe of Israel will only encourage Hamas war crimes

There you go again,” as Ronald Reagan said to Jimmy Carter. Once again the United Nations Human Rights Council has voted – with the United States dissenting – to conduct a so-called “investigation” of Israels military responses to Hamass double war crimes. Once again Israel will have to decide whether to feed the kangaroos that make up this court by cooperating with yet another phony investigation whose outcome is predetermined. Yet again Israel is presented with a Hobsons choice: If it refuses to cooperate, it will blamed for denying the investigatory commission relevant information; if it cooperates it will lend credibility to a conclusion that has already been reached.

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So you think you’re computer-illiterate? – 2

James' Funnies

Another Dell customer called to say he couldn’t get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the “send” key.
Another Dell customer needed help setting up a new program, so a Dell tech suggested he go to the local Egghead. “Yeah, I got me a couple of friends, “the customer replied. When told Egghead was a software store, the man said, “Oh, I thought you meant for me to find a couple of geeks.”
Yet another Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and washing them individually.
A Dell technician received a call from…

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Paddy is a lesbian.

Joke for today

Paddy comes out of a bar and he is standing next to a young girl.

the next thing is she starts to cry, so Paddy asks her “why are you crying”?

young girl “see that girl across the road ”

“well she is a lesbian and I want to fondle her run my hands up her skirt and make love to her ”

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Hot Dogs

9999Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat, and one says to the other, “I hear that the people in  this country actually eat  dogs.”

“Odd,” her companion replies, “but if we shall live in America , we might as well do as the Americans do.”

As they sit, they hear a push cart vendor yelling, “Hot Dogs, get your dogs here,” and they both walk towards the hot dog cart.

“Two dogs, please!,” says one.

The vendor is very pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over.

Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their ‘dogs.’

The mother superior is first to open hers.

She begins to blush, and then, after staring at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and in her soft Irish brogue whispers:

“Which part did you get?”