Low-life Cheatin’ Wascally Wepublicans!

9999The Presidential election was too close to call. Neither Mitt Romney nor Obama had enough votes to win. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc.,

But someone came up with a week-long ice fishing competition that seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things.

The candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the election. So it was decided that there would be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the winner.

After much of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin .

There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately at 6:00 A.M. on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their catch for counting and verification by a team of neutral parties.

At the end of the first day, Mitt Romney returned to the starting line and he had 10 fish.

A few minutes later, Obama returned and had no fish.

Well, everyone assumed he was just having a bad day or something and hopefully, he would catch up the next day.

At the end of the 2nd day Mitt came in with 20 fish and Obama came in again with none.

That evening, the democrats got together secretly and said, “I think the Mitt Romney is a low-life, cheatin’ son-of-a-gun.

Tomorrow don’t bother fishing. Just spy on him and see just how he is cheating.’

The next night (after Mitt returns with 50 fish).

The democrats got together for the report of how the republicans were cheating. And Obama said, “You are not going to believe this.

That cheating SOB is cutting holes in the ice.”

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